Give a Sandwich Get a Sandwich

(set: $sandwich to 2) You currently have $sandwich sandwiches. Would you like [[fewer sandwiches]] or [[more sandwiches]]?

(set: $sandwich to it - 1) You gave a sandwich to a cool dog with a skateboard. The dog loved it, and all the ingredients were dog-friendly! You now have $sandwich sandwiches. Give a sandwich, get a sandwich, [[let's see where this goes!]]

(set: $sandwich to it + 1) You collected yet another sandwich! You now have $sandwich sandwiches. Sweet moves, Dagwood! Give a sandwich, get a sandwich, [[let's see where this goes!]]

You have $sandwich sandwiches! [[Give a sandwich!]] [[Get a sandwich!]]

(set: $sandwich to it - 1) (if: $sandwich >= -5)[Groovular, [[let's see where this goes!]]] (else:)[You've been so generous with your sandwiches that your sandwich debt is insurmountable! This ain't no capitalist mess hall, so enroll in a state-sponsored sandwich debt forgiveness program for a [[fresh start!|start]]]

(set: $sandwich to it + 1) (if: $sandwich >= 10)[Redistribute those sandwiches to the people, [[my good Dagwood!]]] (else:)[Radical, [[let's see where this goes!]]]

SAND-WICH PAR-TAY! [[Back to the sandwich board!|start]]

(text-colour:#ff9200)+(align:"=><=")+(box:"X=")[[[Sandwich Distribution Simulator->start]]]